The Juice

Dating Confessionals By Petunia Johnson

The Juice is a collection of true stories based on actual experiences I have had throughout my journey to find “The One.”  Names and details have been modified in order to protect the privacy of the individuals who have inspired these stories (and in order for me not to get shot).  Petunia Johnson is obviously not my name.  My oldest and dearest friend, who used to refer to her most sacred, female part as Petunia Johnson, has bestowed the name to me.   I felt this would be a fitting pen-name, not only because it suggests a woman’s valor, as it is also indicative of the tribute I would like to make to my wonderful friends – friends who have acted more like sisters to me through many ups and downs.  Writing these stories has been a therapeutic experience for me.  I hope that you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.  Thank you to the men who have taught me so much.  We had some good times.  No hard feelings.

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Petunia Johnson

Petunia Johnson's tell-all, confessional called “The Juice” is a collection of true stories based on real experiences Petunia has had throughout her journey to find “The One.” With her raw and poignant style, Petunia moves her readers with her sometimes funny, sometimes heartbreaking dating stories on her journey to finding love. From Montreal to New York City and back, it seems like Petunia has been through it all. She writes about the challenge of dating a guy ten years her junior as well as when she was confronted with a racist date. Nevertheless, in the face of adversity, Petunia always maintains her integrity and seems to stick to her belief that the right one will come along. In her intro, she pays tribute to her girlfriends who have supported her through life’s challenges and mentions that the name “Petunia Johnson” was what, growing up, her best friend used to refer to her “most sacred, female part.” Check out her story about what happened when she fell for her teenage crush later on in life and pay attention to the foreshadowing of a future heartbreak that we can’t wait to read about! Want more Petunia? See what Petunia is up to on Twitter and Facebook!