Which State Has The Biggest Penis?

Which state has the biggest penis?

Which state has the biggest penis?

A very shady study conducted on which states have the biggest penis size has published its findings and Washington D.C. came in first, with the average size there coming in at 7.59 inches. Now that’s quite the kielbasa. It’s also tought to swallow. Okay, I’ll stop now.

The reason this study is so shady because the smallest penises were found in Alaska with the average man coming in at 6.34 inches. For the smallest average on penises, even that is well above average (average penis size comes in between 5.5 to 6 inches – are you telling me that all these men with average penises don’t live in the U.S.?!?).

The top 10, according to ManhuntDaily.com (completely NSFW) is as follows:

  1. District of Columbia – 7.59 inches
  2. New York – 7.50 inches
  3. California – 7.45 inches
  4. Florida – 7.44 inches
  5. Kentucky – 7.42 inches
  6. Georgia – 7.41 inches
  7. North Carolina – 7.39 inches
  8. Pennsylvania – 7.39 inches
  9. Rhode Island – 7.38 inches
  10. Minnesota – 7.34 inches

Now there are a few reasons why this study is shady:

1- The site does not specify how many men were asked about their size, it’s self-reported, which means that they can lop on as many inches as needed.
2- Men tend to overestimate their penis size anyway; just as women tend to underestimate the size of their waist.
3- Most women I know wouldn’t let a penis as big as 7.59 inches anywhere near their vagina, so the boys over in D.C. would be choking the chicken till it’s dead if this is actually the case.

Read more at ManhuntDaily.com (again, this site is NSFW)

  • http://casualencounters.com/blog Alex

    Man this is effing true. I’m from District of Columbia. I should know ;)

  • Phat Matt

    Your saying this is true? There saying men add a couple of inches. But your sayin it’s true. Really your from Alaska. Lol