Porn star says Tiger Woods got her pregnant

One of the myriad women that Tiger Woods was giving it to was porn star Joslyn James, 32, and she claims that she got pregnant with Tiger Woods’ child twice. The two carried on an affair fro 2006 to 2009, according to her.

The first time she got pregnant was about the same time that Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, was also pregnant, but the porn start ended up miscarrying before she could tell him.

The second time she got pregnant, she aborted the child because she wanted to keep everything at the status quo. I call full on bullsh*t on this one because, let’s face it, any woman who gets pregnant with Tiger Woods’ kid knows that she has hit the jackpot and the last thing she would do is abort the lottery.

Second, she says that she and Tiger Woods never, ever used condoms. Uh, it’s one thing that Tiger Woods took a risk and could’ve infected his wife with a host of diseases and small critters, but what does it say about a porn star?

A porn star has sex for a living and, by engaging in unprotected sex at any time, she is essentially risking giving myriad STDs to anyone she works with.

Third, she lost two of Tiger Woods’ kids and didn’t tell anyone, not even Tiger, about it. But now that Tiger got busted, she’s singing about it like a freakin’ jaybird? Yeah, sounds like she’s great at keeping secrets. Douche.

Yes, even women can be douches.

So yeah, I think she’s lying about everything, except perhaps that she had sex with Tiger Woods. Because we all know that everyone and their mom has had sex with him.

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