John Mayer addicted to sex with Jessica Simpson

John Mayer has always been one to put his love life out there in the spot light because, well, because he’s a douchebag that way. And in an upcoming Playboy interview, it’s pretty obvious that none of that is about to change.

John Mayer has dated a bevy of beauties, but none so famous as Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.

While he doesn’t discuss Jennifer Aniston’s and his sex life, he does say that she is stuck in 1998 and is technologically challenged, while he is an avid Tweeter, which she didn’t like.

But when it came time to discuss Jessica Simpson, John Mayer didn’t hold back:

“That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm…

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f*cking you’.”

While some might cringe at hearing this and think that he is a douchebag for revealing that she was wicked crazy in bed, I’m guessing that Jessica Simpson, and her perverted father, will take this as a huge compliment.

I’m guessing that Jessica Simpson will use her charms (read: unusually large breasts) to lure him back into her bed now that she knows that she is the drug.

Oh, and John Mayer‘s penis is racist, as well.

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