Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pear Ass

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Jennifer Love Hewitts pear ass

Jennifer Love Hewitt's pear ass

Jennifer Love Hewitt is in love with media attention; she needs it like we need air. And so here I am, the idiot, allowing her stupidity to affect me in a way that compels me to write about her.

This time, Jennifer Love Hewitt tells In Touch Weekly that the first time her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy saw her naked, he called her a “pear ass”.

She goes on and on about how she prepared for their first time naked together by making sure her hair looked great and what have you (no mention of squats, though), and when he finally saw her naked, he said, “Hey pear ass!”

Jennifer Love Hewitt was devastated, but still let him touch her fruit compote.

Personally, if my ass was shaped like a pear and my boyfriend told me so, I wouldn’t be upset – because it’s the truth. I would head to a gym, though, and perhaps try to make it look a little more like an apple.

Needless to say, Jamie Kennedy kissed her pear ass a whole lot after that, considering he wants to keep his job as her costar and continue tapping that pear ass.

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