How To Seduce a Sleeping Woman

How to seduce a sleeping woman

How to seduce a sleeping woman

Ahh. You stretch and yawn. What a refreshing night’s sleep. You reach down to push off the cat and… what’s this? An erection? What a surprise. And what a shame it would be to let it go to waste. It’s Saturday after all. You reach over to tap your sweetie on the shoulder, but stop, because she’s snoring a little, obviously still asleep. Oh well. Off to the shower and images of Angelina Jolie.

Wait right there. There is a way. If you plan your attack carefully, and with great style and panache, you may be able to slink your way into some early a.m. loving. Following the steps below are about as sure fire as you can get, save for morning grumpiness, possible hangovers and morning meetings.

How to seduce a sleeping woman, step 1

Make sure you’re clean, fresh and prepared

If your plan is successful you’ll be getting the sweet treat of morning loving. You’ll want your lady to enjoy it as much as you do, so grab a quick shower or, at least, brush your teeth. Also have ready in advance a glass of water, condoms (if applicable) and anything else you think you might possibly need.

You do not want to break the mood you’re so carefully cultivating by having to jump up and run to the bathroom at a critical moment. Like the boy scouts say: be prepared.
Keep going if: You’re getting more excited as you prepare.
Stop if: You’re too lazy to brush your teeth. Get some more sleep and try again.

How to seduce a sleeping woman, step 2

Set the mood

Make sure it’s soft music, with low, melodic vocals. This is neither the time nor the place for Metallica. Sarah McLachlan is always good. You can also create some romantic lighting with candles (scented is good) or by draping scarves over the lights. This way when sleeping beauty finally does wake up and take notice of the room, she’ll be impressed with your romantic gesture.
Keep going if: You’ve managed not to wake her up by forgetting to check the volume before putting in the CD.
Stop if: You knock over a lamp, turn over a candle or trip loudly. This obviously isn’t your morning. Cut your losses.

How to seduce a sleeping woman, step 3

Caress the top and small of her back

Women are really, really sensitive here, and very responsive. That light brush of your fingers will penetrate her subconscious and start to get her going while she’s still snoozing. She may actually work it into her dreams, if she’s having them at the moment. This is particularly nice for her, because she’ll feel like she’s been seduced twice!
Keep going if: She nuzzles towards your hands and makes little purring noises.
Stop if: She lashes out in some violent fashion.

How to seduce a sleeping woman, step 4

Run your hands over more of her body

Start from the back and let your hands run along her legs, over her stomach and on her breasts. You should be spooning her at this point, which is prime sexy-rubdown positioning. Slip your hands under and around any nightclothes she may be wearing, but don’t go for the gold just yet.
Keep going if: She moves with you and makes more purring noises.
Stop if: She rolls away from your roving hands.

How to seduce a sleeping woman, step 5

Kiss her neck and play with her hair

Your lady should be waking up about now, so move her hair out of her face and kiss the nape of her neck, around her ears (this is the point when you and she will both be really happy you brushed your teeth.) This is the most important moment where she’ll let you know if this is going to continue or be kyboshed.
Keep going if: She nods towards you, presses against you and makes happy noises.
Stop if: She moves away, grumbles or otherwise throws a damper on the operation.

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  • http://howtodate.blog.com/free-seduction-and-sex-ebooks/ Tanay Kumar Das

    Start by rubbing her pubic area over her underwear; if she responds in a positive manner (which includes moving her body into a more welcoming position, light moaning, etc.), place two fingers under the elastic and head toward her clitoris. Don’t head to the moist part of her vagina just yet; lightly rub the outer lips and then proceed to slide her underwear off. You need to do this at a snail’s pace.

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