5 Signs A Woman is Awful In Bed

Signs a woman is awful in bed

Signs a woman is awful in bed

Most women thing they’re pretty great in bed. That’s probably because the guy they’re with hasn’t complained about their performance. But there’s a good chance that if any of the following are happening to you, you should probably check yourself before you unsex yourself.

If there’s one thing most couples have a hard time discussing, it’s sex. And because he can’t tell you how badly you suck in bed, I’m here to help both you and him. So read on and make the necessary changes to make sure you have a long, healthy sex life for years to come…

Signs a woman is awful in bed #1

He always takes over

Whenever you’re riding him, he has this questionable look on his face, and after a couple of minutes of your bouncing up and down like a spastic monkey, he picks you up, puts you on your back and takes over.

What you’re doing wrong: You don’t have to pounce on his penis like a cowgirl in order to get him off. As a matter of fact, you may even be hurting his testicles by bopping up and down.

What to do instead: Lean forward on your arms, lift yourself off his penis slowly and go down as deep as you can. As well, you can keep him all the way inside you and just grind back and forth (this will also stimulate your clitoris). Or, if you have the leg strength, get into a squat position and make it so that the only your vagina and his penis are touching, and ride him slowly.

Signs a woman is awful in bed #2

You giggle

Any time he kisses your belly or begins massaging your feet in an attempt to get you in the mood, you start giggling like a schoolgirl. And although he might find it cute initially, it will eventually get on his nerves.

What you’re doing wrong: It’s difficult for a man to feel sexy if you giggle at his attempts at being romantic. Eventually, his frustration will lead him to go straight for the vagina and forgo the foreplay.

What to do instead: Smile at him when he does something that makes you shy and then turn the tables and do the same thing to him. Or admit that what he’s doing “tickles” and give him a deep wet kiss.

Signs a woman is awful in bed #3

You don’t make a sound

In his attempt to make you orgasm, he’s dripping sweat and giving it to you for a good 30 minutes, and yet you just lie there, like a mute, with not a whimper to be heard.

What you’re doing wrong: When you don’t make a sound amid lovemaking, your man will never know what turns you on the most. So if he’s doing something right, he will have no idea, and may never do it again.

What to do instead: For God’s sake, moan, groan, say “oh yes, right there.” Give him some kind of sign that what he’s doing is turning you on. That way, when you do stay silent, he’ll get the message that what he’s doing isn’t exactly driving it home.

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  • http://datedaily ImSeddy

    “Woman bad in bed”. I must say the man knows what he is talking about. Though I feel most woman should know these things already, great that you are willing to remind them!

  • http://NONE John

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  • Southsider

    There should be more articles like this that say that women need to learn about aspects of sex, romance, etc.

    The formula of ” XX chromosomes + a pulse + any effort= automatically great !” is pretty fallacious.

  • Ericaferrell

    Also some women are bad in bed because of abuse and neglect. Sometimes a detachment occurs and causes problems.

  • Justbrowsing

    I’ve met way more women who were terrible in bed compared to the very few who knew what to do……great article :)