How To Get Away With Cheating

How to get away with cheating

How to get away with cheating

Most people in committed relationships have at least thought about cheating. The problem is, for those of us who do, it’s not always easy to get away with cheating.

By avoiding a few simple rookie mistakes, however, you can carry on an affair and maintain your happy home without anyone being the wiser.

Now before I get into how to get away with cheating, I have to lecture you a bit. First, cheating is not the way to go. If you’re unhappy, tell your spouse. Talk about what’s wrong.

If you no longer love them but want to stay together for the kids, remember that the kids aren’t stupid and will know that things aren’t going well between you. Leave.

I don’t condone cheating, but after readers constantly telling me that they feel trapped and that cheating is the only way for them to feel human again, I am compelled to help them out.

So if you plan on cheating, here are the rules that will help you get away with it.

How to get away with cheating rule #1

Have an affair with an attached person

Have you ever seen Fatal Attraction? Well then you know that having an affair with someone who has nothing to lose is not a bright idea. If you’re going to cheat, try to do it with someone who has as much to lose as you do. That way, if they decide that they’re in love and want you all for themselves, they have a lot to lose on their end as well.

Of course, sometimes you can’t help you lust after and they may end up being single. If that’s the case, state your intentions from the get go. You do not plan on leaving your significant other, but want to have a good time, so let them know it.

How to get away with cheating rule #2

Involve your spouse in any changes

Don’t suddenly start going to the gym and eating high protein out of nowhere. If you want to improve your looks because of your newfound ego boost, ask your spouse to join you.

Tell them you’ve been feeling sluggish and want to start a new regimen. This way, if they opt out, they won’t think that your sudden changes are the result of a new hottie in your life.

How to get away with cheating rule #3

Don’t change your personality

Don’t suddenly begin criticizing everything your partner does, otherwise they will begin to wonder why you suddenly dislike everything about them.

As well, don’t start being overly sentimental and emotional, either. Sending flowers for “no reason” after 12 years of no flowers will draw suspicion. If you’re feeling guilty about the affair, then stop having one.

How to get away with cheating rule #4

Don’t get kinkier

It’s great that you found a new partner who is willing to try new things in the bedroom. And it’s great that you have learned to orgasm at just the right time or reach multiple orgasms if a specific spot is hit.

But doing all these new kinky things you learned elsewhere with your spouse will definitely arouse suspicion in your partner. So keep things status quo in the bedroom. And yes, that means that if you had sex once a week, you continue to have sex once a week.

Don’t be stupid and stop having sex with them because it feel like you’re cheating on the other person – that’s just ludicrous.

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  • Brandon

    Whoever wrote this is a scumbag.

  • mybigdick

    thank you im goin to try this out. if it dont work i just find a new gurl to fuck and cheat on.

  • MirandaHeist

    Not bad advice. It’s a dreadful sin, and I’m not proud, but at least I’ve been smart, and this article has helped me cover up some little things I overlooked. It’s not a good thing, but at least it saves hassle if you take care.