Dating Terms

Dating – the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

Easy – a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

Eye Contact – a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.

Friend - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw, which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Frigid – a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.

Indifference – a woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

Interesting – a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Irritating Habit – what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

Law Of Relativity – how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

Love At First Sight – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people, meet.

Nag – a man’s term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse.

Nymphomaniac – a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

Sober - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.